Amendments!

Time to amend my airplane rules. Amendment #1: Don’t bring your yippy dog into the passenger cabin without a tranq. It is an animal and it will be fine in the cargo area. No, you are wrong to debate me. If your animal requires constant contact with your skin, perhaps you should drive to your destination. [...]

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Airplane Tips & Etiquette (or: don’t be a douchebag)

I rarely use this blog to complain about the world, but today I am going to do just that. What prompted this? A douchebag on my plane this morning. So, with my goal being to set a new blogger record for instances of “douche” in my post, here we go: Rule #1: The poor soul [...]

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Radio Silence

Here I sit, stranded in Chattanooga Tennessee, aware that it has been some time since my last blog post. Moving in less than a week. Allergies from hell. Workin’ like a maniac. You know – life and all that. Oh, looks like I’ll at least make it to Atlanta. Here’s hoping I avoid a repeat [...]

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Questing in Des Moines

While in Des Moines this week, I was tasked with a holy crusade – to become the “hero vendor!” Well, I’m a title-whore, so I had to take the challenge. Hold on a sec – are you my wife? If you are my wife, you must stop reading now. Compromising pictures are to follow, and [...]

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Novi, MI: hellz yeah!

Look what I found in Michigan! An ugly, bald dude? No, look behind the bald dude. BM! Hellz yeah. For those of you who don’t know me, I have an addiction… as sickness, really. You see, for some reason that cannot be identified (or explained), I love Boston Market! Comfort food just hits the spot, [...]

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The Value of Time Travel

(A note from Matt: Mike finished this nanoseconds before my latest post. I’m publishing it now because the first paragraph was relevant for a few minutes there. As usual, Mike is a great Yin to my Yang… or something. GREAT counterpoints, Mike!) Where the hell is Matt?  Why no blog posts?  There must be something [...]

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Ode to my iPad

Oh iPad, oh iPad, Where have you been all my life? You have changed me today, Would you consider replacing my wife? —- I once wrote on the plane with my laptop, But douchebags in front of me always lowered their seats. Couldn’t they see I was working? What a bunch of rat-dick-meats. —- Speaking of meat [...]

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Farewell, Seattle!

It’s been a while since I’ve lived anywhere except Connecticut (or Vietnam). For the past month, I have lived in Bellevue, Washington with my family. I worked, they went about their “normal” business (just with a smaller homebase). How did it pan-out? Read-on! I was excited for them to join me on a trip, for 2 reasons: [...]

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Trolls from Seattle have +1 Reach

Yeah, he’s crushing a real VW bug… and he lives under a bridge… need I say more? If you don’t know the title reference, shame on you…

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life, life and…blah, blah, blah….Bonnie style!

Here is the first “Bonnie Edition” on my husband’s blog.  Every blue moon (or in this case…a Twilight full moon) I’ll pipe in with my two cents to give you a break from the norm.  So here we go! One of the first mornings we were here in Seattle I was watching the weather and [...]

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